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Terribly Tristan
By Lisa Henry & Sarah Honey
Bad Boyfriends, Inc, Book 3
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Leo stared at him and bit his bottom lip. He ground down again to really make his point. “We are.”
Leo sat back up, peeled his shirt over his head then threw it to the side. Tristan had to take a second, because under all those boring polo shirts he wore, Leo was hiding a gloriously muscled chest and an actual set of abs.
“Bullshit,” Tristan blurted out. Leo stilled with one hand on the button of his jeans and cocked his head to one side. “You’re not meant to look that good under there,” Tristan said. “You’re meant to be all—accountanty or something, but you’re bloody gorgeous.”
Leo’s face split in a wide grin and he laughed. “Thanks. You do know I’m not an accountant, right?”
“Gorgeous,” Tristan repeated, unwilling to be distracted by something as unimportant as Leo’s day job. He sat up and tugged his own shirt off, running his fingers through his hair so it fell in soft waves around his shoulders because he knew Leo liked it.
Except, Leo wasn’t looking at his hair.
He was looking at Tristan’s pierced nipple, and his mouth was hanging open like he’d seen a particularly ripe strawberry and wanted to take a bite. “Can I—?” He extended a fingertip.
And fuck, Tristan really wanted to feel those fingers on his skin, but. “First things first,” he said. “Pants. Off.”
Leo blinked. “Oh. Right.” He scrambled off the bed and turned his back as he started to peel out of his pants and underwear all at once.
Tristan kicked his shoes off then arched his hips up and shimmied out of his skinny jeans and underwear. He had getting naked in seconds down to an art form. He was down to his skin while Leo’s pants were still tangled around his ankles, which was hilarious, actually. Who forgot to take their shoes off first? That was a rookie error. Clearly, he had a lot of things to teach Leo if he was truly going to live a glorious slutty butterfly life. A slutterfly life. He’d never been someone’s sex Yoda before, but he was definitely here for it. Or, here for it he was, if he was going to embrace the Yoda thing. He probably wouldn’t do the voice, though. That’d be weird.
Leo turned around, a frown creasing his forehead. “What are you grinning at?”
“Nothing. Fuck, you’re hot.”
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Check Out the rest of the Bad Boyfriends
Book 1: Awfully Ambrose
Ambrose Newman is a bad boyfriend. Professionally. If someone’s parents don’t approve of that long-haired unemployed bass player they want to date, that’s where Ambrose comes in. For a few hundred dollars a night, he’ll go to dinner with a client and their parents and show them that the grass is definitely not greener on his side of the fence. It’s dead. When Ambrose brings a date to a fancy restaurant, it isn’t sparks that fly—it’s glassware.
After his last boyfriend turned out to be a cheat, Liam Connelly has no interest in dating again, but his parents are determined to see him paired off. When they come to visit, he hires Ambrose to act as his boyfriend. If Ambrose can be a bad boyfriend, he can be a tolerable one too, right? But Ambrose plays the part too well and scores an invitation to spend the Easter weekend with the Connolly family at their winery, and Liam finds himself developing real affection for his fake boyfriend.
But does Ambrose return those feelings, or is it all an act?
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Book 2: Horribly Harry
Bad Boyfriends, Inc—when you can’t find a good boyfriend, why not hire a bad one instead?
To supplement his income while he’s completing his Early Education degree, Harry Townsend hires himself out as a terrible date—for a set fee, he’ll horrify parents and family members in all sorts of interesting ways. But when it comes to actual relationships—and sex—Harry doesn’t get the appeal. He doesn’t get the same tingly feelings everyone else seems to when they meet someone attractive. And he’s fine with that.
Jack Windsor abandoned his university degree to do an apprenticeship as a mechanic. He’s happy with his choices, but leaving uni meant losing his accommodation, and now he’s crashing on his sister Mia’s couch. It isn’t ideal, but it’s only until he finds something else—which is proving difficult in Sydney’s brutal rental market.
When Jack recognises Harry from his sister’s terrible date, he almost kills him with a strawberry smoothie. In the aftermath he discovers that not only was Harry’s bad date with Mia a setup, but that Harry is looking for a roommate.
Moving in with Harry is great, if only he wasn’t so distractingly cute—and totally uninterested in Jack. Except as they grow closer, for the first time ever Harry starts to develop feelings—tingly ones. But how can Harry and Jack be together when Jack’s family thinks that Harry is the worst human being in the universe?
Horribly Harry has previously been published. This new edition contains no major content changes.
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About Lisa Henry:
Lisa likes to tell stories, mostly with hot guys and happily ever afters.
Lisa lives in tropical North Queensland, Australia. She doesn’t know why, because she hates the heat, but she suspects she’s too lazy to move. She spends half her time slaving away as a government minion, and the other half plotting her escape.
She attended university at sixteen, not because she was a child prodigy or anything, but because of a mix-up between international school systems early in life. She studied History and English, neither of them very thoroughly.
She shares her house with too many cats, a dog, a green tree frog that swims in the toilet, and as many possums as can break in every night. This is not how she imagined life as a grown-up.
Lisa has been published since 2012, and was a LAMBDA finalist for her quirky, awkward coming-of-age romance Adulting 101, and a Rainbow Awards finalist for 2019’s Anhaga.
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About Sarah Honey:
Sarah started life in New Zealand. She came to Australia for a working holiday, loved it, and never left. She lives in Western Australia with her partner, two cats, two dogs and a life-size replica TARDIS.
She spends half her time at a day job and the rest of her time reading and writing about clueless men falling in love, with a dash of humour and spice thrown in along the way.
Her proudest achievements include having adult kids who will still be seen with her in public, the ability to make a decent sourdough loaf, and knowing all the words to Bohemian Rhapsody.
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