Blog Tour, Exclusive Excerpt & Giveaway:
It’s Not Unusual To Be Loved by an Alien
By Chloe Archer
Tentacular Tales Series, Book 1
A sexy alien living incognito on Earth meets a sci-fi loving nerd who wants to rock his universe. What could possibly go wrong? Besides the unexpected tentacles and the accidental Mating Courtship Ritual, that is….
As a bona fide sci-fi nerd and total X-phile—the truth is out there—I’ve always believed in aliens. Duh. But I never thought I’d actually find them on Earth–let alone right here in Las Vegas! Now I’ve stumbled onto a big freakin’ secret and found my very own hot AF alien. I’m head over heels, but he’s being a total grump and holding back. How do I make him realize a geeky sunshine guy like me is just what he needs in his life? Did I mention he also has tentacles?!?! #HolyHentaiFantasyBatman #SwoonworthyAlien #SignMeUpSugar #MakeItSo #VivaLasVegas
The last thing I need in my life is a chatterbox twink who’s determined to woo me and could expose the secret existence of aliens on Earth to all humankind. Everything about him annoys me, including his stupidly attractive halo of golden curls and his bright green ‘come hither’ eyes. To make matters worse, he’s been recruited to work for the alien Alliance on Earth, and I’m assigned to keep him out of trouble. I don’t care how attractive he is. I don’t date humans! Except, my tentacles may have accidentally started the Mating Courtship Ritual with him…
It’s Not Unusual to be Loved by an Alien (Tentacular Tales #1) is an (102,000 words) M/M sci-fi rom com featuring an adorkable twink with unexpected secrets and a slight obsession with extraterrestrials, the reluctant alien he wants to make his boo, tentacles with a mind of their own, zany extraterrestrial shenanigans in Sin City, and enough humor to fill an entire spaceship. This is the first book in the series. There is no cheating, and this book ends with a HFN. Never fear, the series guarantees readers an HEA by the end!
Exclusive Excerpt from It’s Not Unusual To Be Loved by an Alien by Chole Archer
“OMG!” River covers his now fiery face with his hands. “I can’t believe actual extraterrestrials are reading my alien porn story! That is hardcore embarrassing. Totally awkward as fuck.”
“The story is actually rather entertaining,” my father admits, and I gape at him in astonishment.
“You read it, Dad? Since when?”
River’s pretty pink mouth hangs open again, and I have a maddening urge to ravish those luscious lips until they’re swollen and wet with my saliva. “You read my story? Oh my god!”
My dad clears his throat again and looks away from me, a faint blush tingeing his cheeks. “Your mother loves it and makes us read it together each week. Right before bed.”
“Please, say no more. Major TMI, Dad.” I really didn’t need to know that.
River seems absolutely tickled by this news as he quickly gets over his embarrassment and regards my father with a mischievous twinkle in his eyes. “Is it wrong I find that kind of hot? I have to say Maddox, you’re a total DILF. And I mean that in the best way possible.”
My tentacles squirm, displeased, and I barely hold back a jealous growl. What’s wrong with me? I’ve never acted this way before. My instincts are entirely focused on River Sullivan and could give a flying fuck about logic and reasoning.
“Er…thank you, I think.” I’m relieved to see my dad take a step back from him.
River holds up his hands. “Don’t worry. I won’t make any moves on you. The truth is, I only have eyes for your son.” He flutters his eyelashes at me.
I struggle to keep my face blank, but my traitorous hearts speed up in response to those words. My tentacles do a satisfied wiggle inside me.
“Well,” my dad continues, awkwardly. “I like to keep up on what the current fads are among the various peoples of the universe, so naturally, I had to find out more about your story.” He glances in my direction. “Ahem. Isn’t that why you read it, son?”
“Wh-what? I don’t…I’ve never…”
Aiden snorts. “Yeah, right.”
River is staring at me with a mix of intrigue and amazement. “You’ve…read my story?”
And, all of a sudden, I’m stupidly tongue-tied. “Uh…I…Well…”
“Do you like it?” he asks, peeking up at me from beneath his long lashes.
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About the Author:
Chloe Archer writes M/M sci-fi and paranormal rom coms with laugh-out-loud humor because she’s all about bringing the funny-sexy back. Oh, yeah!
She currently calls Minnesota home but has lived abroad in places like Montreal, Edinburgh, and Tokyo. She’s hoping to relocate to Scotland permanently in the next few years if the stars align.
Chloe is a fur mama to two adorable Yorkies, Jasper and Teddy, and she loves them in a crazy dog mama kind of way. When she isn’t busy writing, she enjoys visiting friends and family, traveling, reading, binge-watching movies and TV shows, and practicing her karaoke skills. She does a mean cover of Pat Benatar and Cher, or so she’s been told.